Viva LAS VEGAS

Most of this story will not contain actual events, only false senses of reality and blurry and untrue pieces of memory.

Fact: Vegas was visited within the last month.
Blurry vision synopsis:
We arrived. Some conquered all that was in thier path. Remanents were left to prove such conquering actually happened. Gambling? No time. Too busy consuming massive amounts of expensive alcohol and watching the insantiy ensure before us. Shows? No way! When fun drinks and fabulous shoes are before you, you must embrace the free champagne that allows you to gawk at Steve Wynn and his very young pretty female counterpart. Funny costumes by staff at the Wynn? YES. Its apprent that his lack of sight has allowed him to create a marvelous and splendid hotel, all of which drained him of a sense of style for his staff. FACT.

Fact: Wynn pool was visitied
Pieces of memory:
Large beaded necklaces were very popular. Scant clothing optional. Drunken fools everywhere.

Fact: Club XS, Saturday night
Blurry memory:
No one fell in the pool, but many shots were taken and mostly out of a shot glass around someones neck. It lit up. Like flies the light...

Fact: Cathouse
False sense of reality:
great bathrooms. amazing shoes. bad cocktails.