Obsessive Complusive

Dog hair everywhere. In places it didnt know existed. I suggest buying stock in swiffer as I swiffer about 2 times a day. I cannot stand dog hair everywhere! Then the doggies eat twigs. Long twigs. They chew and chew and chew on the sticks and then clearly need to throw them up. All over my house. Stupid bloody twigs. Im going to shave my dogs. And then teach them how to swiffer.

True STORY!