Advice for wedding day. TS

Advice to a soon to be bride, by me.

Its not just you - so don't worry. Everyone feels this way.

You will be fine. Take a Valium, you will will not pass out from this, as you will be so full of adrenaline that you will be GOOD, smiling and not caring that your family won't shut the fuk up and normally you want to punch them.
Don't drink too much during the day, trust me that will only upset your stomach. Wait until after the pictures, as you can't be hammered in ALL photos...
When you are up there at the alter, you don't see anyone. Just look at your husband to be and realize that its not too late to run! No one cares if you don't look at them. That is the secret.

What you should focus on is what are you having for wedding day breakfast?!?! As you and the rest of us minions must eat. But not a lot, just enough to hold us over for like 12 hours, LOL!!!

I would also suggest that you eat at the dinner. You must try the food and after all you are paying for yourselves. This is my advice. I will be with you every step of the way (or at the bar, doing shots out of wine glasses).

So let me know what I can do. Other than dance the night away with all guests. After all, I am an entertainer at heart!