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They all lie lie lie! See what the actual problem is, is that no one tells the full truth. Or rather, most tell their version of the truth which is still a lie. I shall give you are an example and then you will realize that these people are surrounding us. I, in fact, am one of them. Except I will say this is what actually happened, but this version is the much more amusing and funnier one. So that those who are listening know that the truth is there, I am just making it more commercial and entertaining for comic relief.
Its a simple, yet complicated fact that everyone lies. So lets discuss today's liar liar pants on fire.
Dear man who visited my place of business;
We are not that type of environment, we do not issue happy endings. And we did not tell you that over the phone. Contrary to popular belief a PROPER massage establishment does not allow you to "pick your girl" nor do we offer different "endings".
Please work your issues out elsewhere.
Regards;
Me.
2 comments:
I second the "make sure you eat dinner," but you also have to get an awesome DJ that you can feel comfortable with. :D
[P.S. you were an awesome bride! If All my brides were as chill & cool about everything as you, I would have an easy job, lol. But ain't no body cool then Heather, "what what"??? lol]
i love that you read this. i think you should bring me to all events to make everyone dance. FACT!!!!
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