Attack of the Boob!!!!!!!!!!!

I realize that I work in an environment that is more free than most environments. HOWEVER, I do not want to see body parts of people I do not know and do not plan to know. Here is what happened just now. I am still traumatized and may never sleep again!!!

A woman comes in the ask some questions about the business, and then wants a tour. Lets digress, she seems somewhat out of it and seems to be a bit confused. I am not one to judge BUT I am not pleased with what I see. As I promote our business, I am thinking to myself, oh goodness I see her shirt is more unbuttoned than I would like! I think to myself, 'who at that age unbuttons their shirt that much???.' I am slightly taken aback, but go with it as its her world and I just live in it.

She and I tour, and as we tour I notice that her buttons have come undone even more and I am seeing that she is not wearing a bra, because I can clearly see her boob!!!!!! I am flustered and not sure what to say. I pretend I do not notice, but I mean HOW COULD I NOT HAVE! She realizes that I am clearly in panic mode and looks down. She says 'whoops my buttons just wont stay done.'

WHAT?!?! I walk with her back to the lobby and we exchange pleasantries and she leaves. I then literally loose it. I cannot believe that I just saw a 60+ year old BOOB!

The boob might be worse than the salimnader I found once. At least I could muscle him out of the building.